"About as useful as
Andrew Cartmel on a DVD commentary..."
Torture the bitch."
To The Last Man
"I am Jack Harkness,
bow before my buffalo stance."
"They tried to make me a Giant Kebab
I said 'No! No! No!'"
"What fun to have Ianto just on
the edge of homicide all of the time."
"I haven't cheered so much
since Adric popped his clogs."
Dead Man Walking
"Portentous homilies are slapped in front of
the audience like fish onto a slab."
"My name is Owen Harper...
and this is my montage."
"A Welsh version of The Invaders,
but without the stiff little fingers."
"Decent scripts may not be
used where there is life."
"Where's Owen's magic fridge
when you need it?"
"Like a Meccano version of
Weekend at Bernies."
"Tosh went to great lengths to
iron out the UNIT dating controversy."