"Winning bidder can ask me to add the "new and improved" mouth details"
Bootleg Adipose are already available on ebay. There are badges, flannels and knitted beasties. This one looks more like an owl and this knitter has made an attempt even before see the episode.
Perhaps more scary is this tea which is supposed to have much the same effect as the tablets -- "The tea helps losing 4 kg of weight over a month. It regulates the digestive tract functions, lessens your body fat and cholesterol, lowers blood pressure." -- although obviously without the small deposits with legs [via].