May 17, 2008

Saving Fish from Drowning

Doctor Who: The Doctor's Daughter

Marthahath You know, I'm rather convinced that the writing team is deliberately sabotaging the return of Martha in an effort to make us appreciate, by comparison, the dubiously welcome returns of Donna and Rose. Of course, in the case of the former, they needn't have bothered, because even most former TateHaters have to admit that Donna's return benefits both her character and the show. Whether Rose is served as well remains to be seen, but Martha's return is certainly not what it could be. The fact that RTD never pulled Stephen Greenhorn aside and said, "You know, Steve, you might not want to go the whole Martha kidnapping route, because Jackie Raynor's writing that same godawful Damsel in Distress cliche into her two-parter that's running just before yours," seems to suggest a conspiracy against Martha. But at least she had more to do than she did in the previous story and she got a chance to act like the Doctor himself: running around, being tolerant, finding a companion, emoting furiously when he dies, never mentioning him again. Not the Martha return I wanted at all, but it was good to give her at least a minor subplot to deal with.

But dammit, Tate, what’s wrong with you? Can’t you throw me a bone once in a while? Give me something to complain about? Why can’t you be anything less than lovely?

The role was clearly written for Summer Glau but Georgia Moffet fills it quite nicely.

And speaking of lovely… oh, what’s the point? I’ve been beaten to the punch several times anyway. Georgia Moffet was fantastic. The very reason to enjoy this episode was watching Jenny sparkle with talent, attractiveness, and preternatural physical ability. In short, the role was clearly written for Summer Glau but Georgia Moffet fills it quite nicely. It’s kind of a shame she didn’t get the companion role she auditioned for in 2005, but here in this episode is one-upmanship at its finest. Think back to Rose. “I got the bronze,” brags Rose, recalling her gymnastics career as her one redeeming quality. But I’d like to see her try to somersault through a cliché web of laser beams. And I’ll forgive Jenny for using the cliché guard distraction technique, partially because she hasn’t been alive for long enough to learn how hackneyed it is and partially for the obvious reasons expounded upon above.

Enough about the leading ladies, though. It’s clear where my affections lie. And as much as I loved, and am going to marry, the titular fictional character, the episode on the whole can’t be judged on the basis of a single gorgeous, charismatic guest star. Fortunately, there’s quite a bit more to this episode than that. The week-long-war is actually quite a clever idea, and it is slowly exposed in an effective way. The episode gives ample opportunity for Tennant to exercise his emotional range in a way we’ve not seen so far this season, rather than strutting around in a bored fashion as he did in the previous two-part story. And the Hath, despite not doing much other than gurgling a bit, are an interesting alien design.

AngermouseBut was it good enough to live up to the enormous promise it made? This episode's title implicitly promised some serious development of the canon, particularly in the area of demystifying the Doctor's family life. I don’t think I ever seriously expected that we were going to find out about Susan’s mother or delve that deeply into the Doctor’s past—now just doesn’t seem the time, particularly not in a season that seems to be leading to the return of a figure from his more recent past. And so I went into this episode hoping that, even though I knew this episode was going to break all of the promises it made to me, perhaps it could at least take me for a fun ride.

At that, it succeeded. The Doctor’s Daughter works at least on a level of sex appeal (let’s face it, almost every scene includes either Georgia or Freema or sometimes both), and even at a level beyond that in that there’s a somewhat interesting storyline going on and also quite a lot of well-written dialogue. Regardless, I can’t give the episode the enormous level of praise owed to Greenhorn’s previous effort, The Lazarus Experiment. While that episode oozed class and classicality, this one goes for gritty and ultimately fails because gritty has been done so much better in other episodes before—not Greenhorn’s fault, obviously, but I suppose some of the pacing issues are his fault. You’d think that an episode about characters with such short life spans would move at a more consistent pace, rather than moving along quickly then taking little breaks along the way. The rising and falling action was something Greenhorn pulled off well in The Lazarus Experiment, but those brief lulls were written logically into the action and not just sort of shoehorned in like the Jackie/Pete reunion scene in Doomsday.

But it’s hard to fault the slower moments anyway because, like that scene in Doomsday, they’re just so enjoyable. After the promise of the title is broken within the first three minutes, we do get to see the forbidden topic of the Doctor’s pre-Time-War family discussed a little bit. The Doctor’s inability to connect with Jenny initially makes for some wonderful interaction between the Doctor, Jenny, and Donna. Martha’s presence here would likely have ruined these moments because of her existing knowledge. Having witnessed the Doctor cradling the dying Master in his arms, Martha has a deeper understanding of what makes the Doctor tick and so her input into these conversations would likely have served only to foil the emotional experience of the Doctor coming to terms with Jenny. So it’s a good thing that Martha’s off doing her own thing and exercising some emotional range of her own. And, you know, watching a fish drown. And that’s been mercilessly mocked already, so going on about that would be almost as pointless about spending another paragraph talking about how attractive Georgia Moffet is (guess what? She’s awfully pretty). I'm sorry if the title of this review led you to expect an extended rant on the drowning Hath. It was really just meant as a passing reference to the Amy Tan novel by that title. But I digress. My point is that one of the joys of this episode was watching the Doctor slowly come to accept Jenny.

Jenny And the moment we learned he was going to let her on board the TARDIS, she had the same target on her forehead that Astrid had in Voyage of the Damned. It was only a matter of how it would happen, and taking a bullet was probably not the way she deserved to go. But, of course she lived. Her survival was a lame cliché, not to mention questionably logical. I suppose we can chalk it up to the terraforming device as well as the fact that she was still within the first fifteen hours of her regenerative cycle. I’m willing to accept it, because if Jenny had simply died then this episode would have utterly failed to have any lasting effect on the canon. Instead, we have the Doctor’s own daughter let loose upon the Whoniverse, which is probably the single greatest innovation to Doctor Who canon since the Doctor became the Last of the Time Lords™. How can I not approve of this episode when it practically guarantees more of Jenny?

Special Source

Doctor Who: The Doctor's Daughter

Donna

I was rather enjoying The Doctor's Daughter.  Honest.  For about half-an-hour.

It wasn't perfect, of course.  Even early in the episode there were myriad things I could pick away at like itchy scabs.  Cackhanded exposition ("Instant mental download of all strategic and military protocols!").  "Creature effects" of a quality befitting athletic mascots.  A plot that consisted largely of running down corridors. A prison guard falling for a ploy so stupid even a prison guard wouldn't fall for it.  A hall full of arbitrary lasers.  Programmed supersoldiers who couldn't hold their own in a brawl with the cast of West Side Story.  Even the otherwise magnificent Catherine Tate gets to bellowing about collateral damage and G.I. Jane.

The worst thing about the episode, however, was pretty much any part of it that involved Freema Agyeman.  Now, I realize that Martha actually appeared several times in the first half hour of the program.  If, however, we can somehow harness that "power of imagination" that school librarians have been telling us about for decades, we can pretend that the parts of the episode with Martha in them didn't happen.  If we can maintain this "suspension-of-belief", just for the first half-hour or so, The Doctor's Daughter is crackin' good entertainment.

Georgia Moffet turns in a disturbingly endearing performace as the titular (no pun intended) character of Jenny.  Not only is she physically quite riveting, but she also oozes an infectious charisma from the moment she steps out of the icebox.  She manages to infuse the role with both some adult gravitas and a childlike curiosity and naiveté, especially in her later father-daughter scenes with David Tennant.  (This is probably the part of the review where I'm supposed to compare and contrast Moffet's character with other young blonde undead-fighting heroines strewn across our cultural landscape.  However, as I've never actually felt the need to watch an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, I'll have to give it a pass.)

I think I'm in love.

Through much of the episode Catherine Tate was simply stellar.  No, really...I think I'm in love.  Tate effortlessly balances the serious issues with the lighter material ("Oh, come off it.  You're the most anomalous bloke I've ever met.")  While the previous companions' relationship with the Doctor was one of slack-jawed adulation, Donna tempers her respect for him by accepting him as an equal, and continues to grow further from her lackluster origins in The Runaway Bride.  She once again shows herself to be a very capable and valuable member of the team. ("Always thinking!  Who are you people?")

Tate and Moffet's performances and some fine dialogue by Stephen Greenhorn even give David Tennant a chance to shine.  While I thought the Doctor's petulant "you're not one of us!" reaction to Jenny in the early parts of the episode was a bit out-of-character, and his reversal on the matter somewhat sudden, by the end of the episode (well, by the end of the good part of the episode), the two have managed to generate some genuine chemistry, with a high point being Jenny's enthusiastic "Time to run again.  Love the running!"  (The whole running gag, incidentally, is one of the best, well, running gags they've given us in the last four years.)

The episode is also resplendent with wonderful Doctor-Donna moments.  Probably Tennant's best moment is his conversation with Donna about having been a father before.  He demonstrates some serious emotional gravity without the melancholy tripe we get in the episode's final minutes.

I thought the big plot twist, when Donna realizes that the war has only been going on for a week, was near genius, although it is somewhat let down by clumsy execution.  While poor Nigel Terry does his best to portray the cliché of the grizzled war veteran (and succeeds somewhat admirably during the earlier expositiony moments), I think perhaps "I've been waiting my whole life for this moment!" was a bit much for someone whose entire life had lasted less than a week.

...an unsurprising harbinger of crap.

A little before the 34 minute mark, however, the Doctor and Donna and Jenny are reunited with Martha (as well as some of Murray Gold's more bludgeoning work, which seems to follow her around like a lost puppy).  This is, given Freema Agyeman's recent record, an unsurprising harbinger of crap.

Hath_2 It's not unheard of for an otherwise enjoyable episode of Doctor Who to be spoiled by a crap ending (I'm looking at you, Love and Monsters!)  What sets The Doctor's Daughter apart, however, is the sheer volume of crap endings they manage to cram into the last eight or so minutes of the program.  It's like an expedited version of the last hour of The Return of the King.  Greenhorn and Davies (and Moffat!?) layer miserable scenes on the end of the episode one after another, like mattresses protecting some goddamned princess from a pea.  (Princesses are all delicate and shit, you know.)

The Sauce turns out to be a magical glowing ball that contains vapors that instantly turn any planet into Star Trek's Raisa.  It's operated by shouting and throwing it on the ground, at which point a cloud of Harry Potter glowy stuff floats into the air.  Side effects include unrealistic disarmament, free love and frustration of grizzled old veterans who really wanted more war.  (If it only takes the Sauce a couple of hours to transmute Messaline from Mordor into a sunny paradise and it can remove several meters of topsoil in the process...what exactly was the point of building your entire city underground?  Why didn't someone just start the terraforming when they landed, before they went all Sharks and Jets?  And why was it only accessible the whole time through secret tunnels protected by death rays?)

Jenny inevitably sacrifices herself to save the Doctor from the inevitable bullet fired by Cobb.  The Doctor inevitably demonstrates his deep and sudden emotional attachment to Jenny (though not enough attachment to hang around a couple of hours after she died).  Then Weepy David Tennant undergoes a rapid metamorphosis into Angry David Tennant (there's some rubbish with a gun and poundy music and asthma) and finally emerges from his chrysalis as our beloved Shouty David Tennant, screaming a speech about A Man Who Wouldn't.

An endless rubbish paradox.

Why were they there in the first place?  Paradox.  An endless Paradox.  An endless rubbish paradox.  Speaking of endless, there's still another couple of endings before the trailer for the far more promising The Unicorn and the Wasp

Of course, all of what little emotional pulp you could extract from the Doctor's hackneyed reaction to Jenny's death is promptly pissed on by the final scene where she magically comes back to life, which may be the only thing more inevitable than her death.

Wedged in just before Easter Sunday is the epilogue, wherein Martha gets dropped off at home, which no one really needed to see.  Martha is saddled with more terrible lines, such as the sullenly condescending "I can't do this anymore.  You'll be the same one day."  No moment in the episode hammers home the contrast between the two characters like Donna's brilliantly delivered refutation ("Not me.  Never.  How could I go back to normal life after seeing all this?  I'm gonna travel with that man forever!")  I fear this may be some ironic sort of foreshadowing, which would be unfortunate because one series is far too short a time to have Donna as the Doctor's companion.  And, just when you think it's safe to go back in the water, this pretentious drivel drops leadenly out of Agyeman's mouth: "All those things you've been ready to die for...I thought for a moment there you'd finally found something worth living for."  Then they say their goodbyes and the music swells oppressively.

Nowhere is her role as dead weight better exemplified than her slide down the hill into a puddle she can't seem to lift herself out of.

Which, finally, brings us back 'round to Martha's role in the episode.  Almost all of Martha's lines are poorly delivered oratory, backed by a full orchestra.  Her abduction by aliens at the beginning of The Doctor's Daughter seemed a promising development.  If it was necessary to remove Martha from the episode for narrative reasons, couldn't they at least have, you know, removed Martha from the episode?  Nowhere is her role as dead weight better exemplified than her slide down the hill into a puddle she can't seem to lift herself out of.  Agyeman and Greenhorn come together in a perfect storm of shoddy acting and miserable script ("Help me!  I'm sinking!  I'm sinking!  Help me Peck!  Help me!  Squeal!  Gurgle!  Squeal!")  The more I think about it the more convinced I am that Greenhorn had the entire Martha/Hath subplot thrust upon him and was forced to include her as an afterthought.

And anyone who's been whinging on about Donna having a weekly cry should be counting their lucky stars that it hasn't been Martha shedding tears every week.  Her unconvincing bawling after her fish friend drowns is downright painful.

Vote: The Doctor's Daughter

Here are the results for the sixth blog poll, for The Doctor's Daughter:

  • 69%: Superb - Father, Dear Father
  • 31%: Not Good - Daddy Day Care

The seventh Doctor Who poll, for The Unicorn and the Wasp, will be online later tonight following the broadcast of the episode.

May 16, 2008

Who Interrupted

As with last year, the series is taking a two week breather after tomorrow to make way for Eurovision on the 24th May.  I don't know about you but I'm actually quite happy for this hiatus (I'm really, really trying to take that word back) especially since it gives us an extra week of anticipation for whatever Steven's cooked up for us this year.  Yum.  Etc.

Yes! It's Phwoarrrrrr.

As recently reported in the mainstream media (first discussed here some days ago), the BBC has started a crackdown on the knitted replication of Doctor Who characters. Striking whilst the irony is hot, here we have a Doctor Who story that starts with the automatic character replication. Perhaps with the addition of a knitting module to Stephen Greenhorn's latest "sci-fi life-fiddling cabinet" TM means that the characters come out fully clothed. More's the pity.

Doctor Who: The Doctor's Daughter

The Guardian Guide's Phelim O'Neill described this story as being "not such a landmark episode as the title would suggest". He was, of course, right. How on earth could you begin to start ascribing notions of parentage to something that had basically grown off the back of your hand? Unless you're the sort of person who can't bear to pull the chain until you've named all your little deposits. Even the script seemed compelled to apologise for its own short comings. With lines like "They stole a genetic sample at gun point and processed it... not what I'd call natural parenting" and "You can't extrapolate a relationship from a biological accident". So say we all. The writer might as well have scripted a scene in which he runs naked across the screen with only an illuminated board reading "I was only following orders". There's also a line in the first episode of season three of Nebulous (you can listen again on the iPlayer - a marvelous tool to aid bloggers everywhere, apparently) where Gatiss' character states "Why the sheer amount of paranormal activity in the Cardiff area alone is starting to threaten the Earth's plausibility shield." Probably a direct dig at the Torchwood Hell Mouth, but I'd like to think it was a sly jab at the increasingly ludicrous editions of look-at-me television that's masquerading under the Doctor Who brand these days.

And to think when I first watched this I actually liked it!

If that wasn't bad enough, she starts flirting with Ian Beale.

Jenny There was something a tad disturbing about just how much I enjoyed a certain aspect of the episode. Well, two aspects. Well, two aspects, some fluttering eyelashes and an arse. But her being the daughter of a previous Time Lord actor felt so wrong. It was as if I needed to get her dad's permission before I was able to watch. Difficult to explain, perhaps it's just me, but it was like watching returning soap opera child stars who've grown up. Like Nigel's daughter, Clare. And then if that wasn't bad enough, she starts flirting with Ian Beale... But I'm drifting. If you start thinking about things too hard they begin to fall apart in your hands. Like this story and, as Nebulous might say, like Octember squid on Boxing Day.

The futuristic equivalent of photocopying your arse.

Arseface These progenation machines for starters. Surely they're like photocopiers? After however many years in transit perhaps what passed for recreation on board the colonists' ship was either The Sound of Music for the 300th time or to fool around on the office equipment and replicate bits of your anatomy. The futuristic equivalent of photocopying your arse. But after planet fall, and after thousands of generations produced, you'd surely be copying a copy of a copy of a copy of a copy of a.... What you'd start getting out of these machines would be grey mushy people-shaped stains capable of nothing more taxing than conversing with a foetus or worse (if you fed back in some of those grainy arse-scans).

And what, precisely, was so paradoxical about the story? The hand took them to somewhere too early before something happened which would never have happened if the hand hadn't taken them there in the first place. Have I gotten that right? Christ, from now on everything I do in the future I can explain away on being paradox - something that might not have happened if I hadn't made it happen. What a brilliant excuse for getting drunk. Sorry, love, it was that damnable paradox again. Unless, at some point in the future, the hand is interfered with by Jenny who forces it to make the trip through time and space in the first place. And that makes just about as much sense as having Martha along for the ride...

Like a dog returning to a lump of old sick it did.

Martha Why do they feel compelled to involve the character when she's given virtually nothing to do. Why do I feel it's a bit like they don't want to admit that they got something wrong and just move on? It's like a dog returning to a lump of old sick it did under the sideboard. Nothing productive is gained, it just can't help itself. I actually enjoy the aspect of modern day television dramas, the way familiar characters come and go, but for godsake give her something to do, instead of just watching a fish drown.

Is it any wonder they've taken to cracking down on the production of wooly, ill-defined, Doctor Who characters? That is, after all, their job.

The Source is the Source, My Lover

Doctor Who: The Doctor's Daughter

Barleymow Let's get this out of the way first. Yes Georgia Moffett is pretty. In fact not just pretty but, as Clive James once said of someone else, so pretty that she makes you want to burst out cheering.  And it's hard to separate her good looks from the sheer verve of a performance that even managed to match Tennant's level of energy.  She was great, but I'm just thankful the production team cast the part so well, because she was the saving grace of a story that was certainly not pretty.  Unless pretty terrible counts.  It's doubtless a good thing that we're getting to see another alien planet (two in four episodes!), and this story was undeniably reminiscent of old-school Who.  Sadly the old school in question was Bob Baker and Dave Martin's Underworld.  "The source is the source" kept running through my brain, especially when General Cobb/Farmer Barleymow's rich West Country tones made the Bristol Boys' influence seem even stronger.  In my book, Underworld is still Underworld, no matter how you package it.  As the final credits zapped by, I felt that I'd watched an experimental attempt to make an episode of Doctor Who which really did entirely consist of people running around corridors shouting expository dialogue at each other.

shit stew

Did any of it actually make sense apart from anything else?  The week-long war was a nice idea for a first draft, but how do you account for the older people like Farmer Barleymow?  Does the processing machine pop people out at any age between 16 and 75?  How does that work? The machine may give them military intelligence and training, but how do people rise through the ranks?  And do the two tribes employ the world's most efficient funeral directors?  Thousands dead and not a hint of cholera anywhere.  If that isn't enough of a shit stew to be going on with, then stir in fish that drown and David Tennant saying paradox.  That word is now starting to be almost as irritating as "deadlock".  I was at least hopeful that Martha or Donna might greet the Doctor's gobbledygook about why the TARDIS was dragged to Messaline in the first place with a well-placed "What the fuck are you on about?", but just muttering "paradox" was enough to stop them in their tracks.  There's a certain glibness on occasion in Doctor Who which really irritates me and Tennant's at his worse with those kind of lines.

I'd rather play nude hunt-the-thimble with Ian Levine in a vat of jelly than watch Doctor Who Confidential

Contrivance Take the creation of Jenny.  Now I've heard some people say that the pre-credits sequence was deliberately bathetic – a way of cocking a snook at the frenzy of fan speculation concerning her origins.  This seems unlikely to me, but as I'd rather play nude hunt-the-thimble with Ian Levine in a vat of jelly than watch Doctor Who Confidential I guess it'll be a while until I discover how the story was commissioned.  Did Davies simply say to Greenhorn that he wanted an adventure where the Doctor discovered he had a daughter?  Or did Greenhorn already have a burning ambition to write a story about a seven day war and soldiers born as adults, and saw a great opportunity to have the Doctor sire a soldier. I suspect the former, but aside from all the logical inconsistencies of the plot, the resulting story lacked any real drama.  Jenny had only been conjured up for a matter of seconds before we were supposed to care about her and also believe that the Doctor would really go through the pangs of parenthood.  As it is, it wasn't hard for the viewer to care about Jenny because the character was excellently cast and, to put it bluntly, she was “well-fit” as I believe today's youth would say.  But that had nothing to do with the story itself which was framed in such a “let's run down another corridor while venting an info-dump” way that it did it's very best to make you totally indifferent to the characters.

Preferably after having illicitly dipped his wick.

No-one would pretend that The Face of Evil is an example of great television drama, but it's a similar kind of story to The Doctor's Daughter with its warring tribes descended from generations of people that cannot remember their original purpose. In the older story, the Doctor bears responsibility for creating the problem in the first place and has to redeem his past actions by restoring sanity and helping the tribes live in peace. How much better would The Doctor's Daughter have been if Jenny came about as a result of a long ago previous visit from the Doctor? Preferably after having illicitly dipped his wick. The drama then would have been about his unknowing abandonment of Jenny and her resentment at being left to fend for herself in a violent world, plus her shock when the Doctor returns. Then at least she would have had a real life in a real place for some time, rather than being magicked out of nowhere and leaping over lasers before you have time to ask her out for dinner.

Nomoretorchwood While all this was going on poor old Martha had been given the new series equivalent of the delta wave augmenter and was sent to fishy Coventry.  After her Torchwood appearances, Freema probably thought that things couldn't get any worse.  Until she found herself separated from the main cast while being fondled by the least convincing monsters since Ricky Gervais's slug in Extras.  The whole thing got even madder when Martha effectively bullied the friendly fish to death by forcing him out into a hostile environment where he rapidly (and mysteriously) drowned.  She was upset for about five seconds, but seemed happy enough when she bumped into the Doctor.  Maybe close proximity to the fishes temporarily gives you the same memory span?  It certainly affected the Doctor.  After all his crying, snarling and shouting about the death of his daughter, he pissed off without waiting for the funeral.  I can remember when the Doctor used to hang around for a funeral even when they were burying botanists that he hardly knew.  Clearly the Time War has changed him.  Did you know about the Time War by the way?  Apparently the Doctor was involved.

I can remember when the Doctor used to hang around for a funeral even when they were burying botanists that he hardly knew.

Unit All that aside, I do get the feeling that there are things going on in each episode which will come to fruition later in the series, and on a much more subtle level than the Torchwood and Saxon memes.  There seems to be a thematic consistency across this series even if some of the individual episodes themselves are a bit ropey.  It's clear that Jenny will return, but I'm sure it will be much more significant than a simple reunion, and it's hard to believe there won't be some payback for all the references to the Doctor's interference with time and the mysterious vanishing of planets.  The Doctor's Daughter also had something weird going on in the background which I was alerted to when reading some forum or other.  At around 10' 47" Jenny can clearly be seen standing in front of something with a UNIT badge on it.  If this is something to do with an unravelling universe, or the consequence of the Doctor's meddling then fair play.  It's hardly in your face.  On the other hand if the production team can manage to include a drowning fish, then it's not beyond the realms of possibility that they simply used the wrong bit of set.  Stay tuned!

May 13, 2008

Parent Who’d

1 Look, I’m going to put lay my cards on the table early.  To me, Stephen Greenhorn is above criticism.  Yes, he did create River City -  a regional soap so insipid it makes Take The High Road look like the grittiest of Taggart episodes.  But he also wrote Sunshine on Leith, a musical based on the music of the Proclaimers.  Which, obviously, as a Scot, puts him on a pedestal alongside Sir Sean Connery, Glen Michael and  Rab and Ryan from Consolevania.

And one of the reasons he’s above criticism with The Doctor’s Daughter is the shopping list nature of the story he’s given.  “Oh, we’ve had a great idea Stephen.  We want you to give the Doctor a daughter, do some parenthood issues stuff, then a nice emotional send-off”.

It’s the sort of commissioning by tickbox that alienated and wrecked so much of late 80s Who.  But somehow The Doctor’s Daughter gets away with it, largely - as I seem to find myself saying more and more - through force of will and some fantastic performances.  Although Greenhorn’s script, if not the story, gives the actors a helping hand.

a genuine moment of soul in a show that relentlessly tries to play your heartstrings like a violin

The dialogue is bright, breezy and at times downright witty across the board, but especially for Donna, and Tate seems to be growing into the role perfectly, especially - shock - with the more serious, character-led stuff.   That lovely confrontation between the two about the Doctor having been a father previously, when Donna asks why he never tells her anything, was wonderfully underplayed and showed a genuine moment of soul in a show that normally so relentlessly tries to play your heartstrings like a violin.

Unfortunately, in the drive to make Tate a credible companion, Martha seems to have been sacrificed to provide a counterfoil for Donna’s enthusiasm, in as offhand a fashion as possible.  Are we really supposed to believe that watching her Hath pal drown was catalyst to her never wanting to step into the TARDIS again, after the stuff she saw the previous year?  Really?  Something fishy about that.

Like The Lazarus Experiment, Greenhorn’s last script for the show, this seemed a lightweight romp when it started, but you can’t help but feel there’s something bigger going on in the background - something that, like Lazarus’ work , will pay off in the climax to the season.

The whole war between human and Hath (Hath-human?  Hmm, there’s a phrase to be careful using around certain fans) was clearly a work from the start.  As soon as General Grumpy Chops said generations rather than years, it was obvious a reduced timescale because of this cloning malarky was going to be a factor, although the way the it was built-up and revealed, thanks once more to Donna’s temping skills, was far quicker than I’d anticipated.

If ever an episode was crying out to be an old style four-parter, it was this one

“Your whole history, it’s just Chinese whispers.” And that, in a nutshell, sums up everything that’s good and bad about The Doctor’s Daughter.  And, actually, with modern Doctor Who.  We have to get from point A to point B to point C to point X and then wrap things up at point Z, all within 43 minutes.  And if ever an episode was crying out to be an old style four-parter, it was this one. 

For The Doctor’s Daughter was too brief, even given the lightweight nature of it’s story, to make the impact it deserved.  We needed more, much more.  We needed to see things unwind slowly, as Donna pieced together the numbers.  As Martha made friends with the Hath and explored the ravaged surface.  As the Doctor figured out the nature fo the war.  And especially as the Doctor and Jenny bonded.

2 I’ve deliberately held off on Jenny until now, because when I started this review I wasn’t quite sure what to write.  Clearly, judging by the climax, we’re going to see much more of her in the future - much to the delight of the salivating fanboys lusting after her, I’d suspect.  And Georgia Moffett brought a lot to the role, not least - in a certain light - an uncanny resemblance to her old man.   Thankfully she’s got his accent and not Sandra’s.

But I couldn’t get into the character.  I really couldn’t.  40 minutes of screen time was nowhere near enough for her to come across as a credible scion of the Time Lord’s clan.  In fact, early on, she seemed to be playing the role as Data from Star Trek: The Next Generation.  Or Ace, with better genetics and more time spent on the vaulting horse.  And that’s my biggest problem.  This big deal about the Doctor’s offspring - for those of us of a certain age, we’ve been here before.  Forget the grandchild for a minute - the familial relationship here was little more than we saw with Sylv and Soph back in the 80s, except they got two years to perfect it.   Here it just felt forced, and really lacked any kind of focus.

It seemed appropriate that the last Doctor Who story I watch as a 20-something is one about families, kids and that feeling of getting old. Most of my pals are either married or getting hitched, are parents or on the verge of becoming one.  (Well, actually, strictly speaking as a Doctor Who fan around half my pals fit that criteria, and the rest are gay).  So really, this should have been the side of the story that resonated most for me.  Yet it didn’t.  In fact, if anything it felt the weakest aspect. 

Take away the genetic link and she could have been any generic pretty-but-doomed pseudo-companion written into the classic series for an story then dispatched again.  Sara Kingdom with a peroxide ponytail.

But don’t get me wrong.  I really enjoyed The Doctor’s Daughter, certainly far more than last week’s nonsense.  It was your average episode of the new series of Doctor Who - which puts it head and shoulders above much of the rest of British telly, but still leaves you thinking it could have been better.  In this case, less definitely wasn’t more.

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